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“Everyone who will can hear the Voice. It is within everyone, but like everything else, it requires previous and definite preparation.”
New Humor Mini-Book: Lampoons for a New Millennium; Webinar on Creating a $100,000 a Year Healing Arts Business; Product Profile: How to Overcome Procrastination Now; Free Coaching; Affirmations; Quote from the “Experts;” Quotes of the Month; Breakthroughs; The Cosmic and Comic; Factoid; Testimonial about Coaching; Column: “Field of Dreams & the Field of All Possibilities;” Schedule of Classes; Meditation Training now Available by Webcam; Want to Write a Book?; Higher Self Healing Meditation; Blog Cabin; Face to Face to Facebook; Referral Fees; Books and CDs
New Humor Mini-Book: Lampoons for a New Millennium
In what seems like a previous lifetime I was a satirist: a columnist for the National Lampoon, a joke writer for a
New York City radio disc jockey, a screenwriter on a film that got produced, and co-writer/co-producer of “Don’t Touch that Dial.” a sketch comedy show off-Broadway. As my consciousness turned further inward, however, I began to teach meditation more frequently and lead personal growth workshops, and eventually became a life coach in 2001. As a result, I put humor writing aside. But you can’t keep good things down: they have a way of coming back. In 2014, I started writing humor again, and just completed a collection of some of those playful humor pieces under the title Lampoons for a New Millennium. I hope these 10 casuals bring you some laughs. They’re much needed in this new millennium.
You can order the mini-book at
and the ebook at
How would you Like to Have a $100,000 Healing Arts Business?
Let this Webinar Show you How
On Thursday July 14, my 6-CE seminar,
“Build a $100,000 a Year Healing Arts Business,”
will take place live on four consecutive Thursday nights–from 8:30-10 PM eastern time, with ALL sessions recorded for playback at your convenience in case you miss a session or just want to hear it again.
Those dates are:
July 14, 21, 28, & August 4
Uniquely qualified to grow your business, I was the keynote speaker at the AMTA national convention, and the marketing coach for more than 300 different massage therapists and dozens of other healers, and the author of the Grow a Rich Massage Business trilogy of books.
In this 4-part webinar, you’ll learn a daily 15-minute “inner workout” that will transform you into a perpetual money magnet, and make success as natural as stronger abs and muscle tone is for those who do physical aerobics.
You’ll also learn “Going to the Market,” a 45-minute program, where I share critical marketing secrets, such as:
Turning almost anyone you meet into a client without lifting a finger
A proven powerful plan that will regularly drive a line of referrals to your door
This class has cost $175 in the past, but is now offered for just
* $74.99 if payment is in by June 24 –a saving of more than $100
* It inches up to $84.99 if payment is received by July 3, –a saving of more than $90
* And finally $99.99 after July 11, –a saving still of more than $75
I’ve coached Oscar-winners Alan Arkin (Little Miss Sunshine) and Pietro Scalia (JFK, Black Hawk Down), Emmy-winners comic/director David Steinberg (Academy Awards presentations), and Judy Henderson (Homeland), and Quality Inns. I also owned a marketing and public relations firm for 18 years.
I write columns regularly on marketing, coaching, and success for Massage Today, for massage publications in 14 states, and write and blog for Massage Magazine. My CE classes have been popular with MTs throughout the country, and now you can enjoy them from the comfort of your very own home.
You can register for the course by emailing firstname.lastname@example.org
or by calling (845) 664-1883.
Product Profile: How to Overcome Procrastination NOW
These 22 chapters depict different aspects of overcoming the procrastination that has swelled to epidemic proportions in our country, which is fast becoming a “procrasti-nation.” This book includes a curative program that involves a fun game to overcome something that you habitually delay doing, an insidious habit that causes anxiety, insomnia, and a host of health problems. The book also includes the 15-minute preventive Procrastination Aerobics program that enhances well-being and makes it much more difficult for it to emerge in your life.
This 158-page book costs $20, plus $3 for shipping & handling. You can order it by calling me at (845) 664-1883 or by visiting the link below:
To celebrate August, the month of my wife’s birth, I’m offering a complimentary half-hour coaching session for the first person who contacts me by phone (845-664-1883), or by email at email@example.com who wants to have some breakthroughs in his or her life. It’s my way of giving thanks for the great life that I’m blessed to live. There are only four restrictions, but please read them carefully:
1) You haven’t already received a free coaching session from me.
2) You’re not currently involved in a series of coaching sessions with me.
3) You book the session within three days of winning, so if you call or email, check my response and respond in time. If you forget to do this, someone on the waiting list will take your place, as happens from time to time.
4) You take the session before July 15.
Here are several affirmations from my series on procrastination, success, relationships, communication, and the inner journey, which are available in five mini-books and three CDs.
“I now enjoy an ideal loving relationship with a wonderful and available man (or woman).”
–Affirmations make the Heart Grow Fonder
Quote from the “Expert”
“What the hell is it good for?”
–Robert Lloyd, engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems division of IBM 1968
Quote of the Month
“If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.”
The Center for Food Safety has reached agreement with the Food & Drug Administration. This establishes clear deadlines for the agency to completely enact the 2011 Food Safety Modernization Act.
The Cosmic & The Comic
“Would you not agree laughter is life’s greatest gift?”
–Jesus in The Secret Magdalene novel, by Ki Longfellow
A 2013 Gallup poll found that 70% of American workers are disengaged from their jobs.
Testimonial on Coaching
“Thank you for your breathing exercises techniques. My business development was amazing after our first coaching session. And I’m doing my prince story with theatrical distribution worldwide.”
–Maritza Guimet, President of Florida Media Market,
North Miami Beach, FL
Syndicated “Life 101” Column
The column below ran in syndication in a variety of wellness publications, including Arizona Together in the past.
Field of Dreams & The Field of All Possibilities
Every April, the eyes of baseball fans turn to their national pastime as hope springs eternal in their hearts. As they dream of pennant races, I slip a DVD into my DVR and watch Field of Dreams for the umpteenth April. To me, it’s the ultimate baseball and metaphysical movie.
When I was pursuing my Masters degree at Maharishi International University in Fairfield, Iowa, its founder, Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, spoke of his dream of creating Heaven on Earth. A few years later, W.P. Kinsella turned Iowa into Heaven–at least an Iowa farmland into Heaven for deceased baseball players–in his novel, Shoeless Joe. Director Phil Alden Robinson adapted it for the screenplay for Field of Dreams, making us laugh, cry, and imagine big thoughts of Eternity. He also avoided being corny, no mean feat when you’re surrounded by so much corn.
The film’s field of dreams is akin to the pure field of Creative Intelligence that Maharishi described as a field of all possibilities. Possibilities–at least of immortality for dead ballplayers–plays a central role in this film. The ball field was also a place for a novelist (J.D. Salinger in the book, the fictitious Terence Mann in the movie) to discover immortality, and maybe write about it after years of pain and publishing silence.
“We’re dealing with primal forces of nature here,” Ray Kinsella (played so sincerely by Kevin Costner) tells his wife Annie. We’re dealing with the field from where all of Nature’s forces are structured, is how Maharishi would have put it. Ray quotes Mann to the novelist himself: “the universe opens itself up for a few seconds to show you what’s possible.” Those practicing Maharishi’s meditation, or the Higher Self Healing Meditation that I teach, have experienced that in the deepest part of their mind is the Transcendent field of pure potential which opens up for a few seconds in meditation to show them the Infinite, and what indeed is a possible state of consciousness to live from forever.
Meditating physicists have said that Maharishi’s field of Creative Intelligence sounds like the quantum field. Each is described as a field out of which all things manifest: baseball players in the film, and all of life in Maharishi’s teachings. In meditation, the meditator experiences that things (perceptions, thoughts, the mantra itself) also vanish into that field. In the film, ballplayers do the same into the cornfield beyond their field of dreams.
If You Build it He’ll Come
This is the message from a voice that Ray hears in the movie. In time he interprets it to mean build a baseball field. After he does, players come first to practice, and then to play full games like schoolboys on an endless summer day.
The movie is also about innocence, and the vision of eternity that comes to all those with a childlike spirit. Ray, his wife, and young daughter all see these baseball ghosts, but his commerce-obsessed brother-in-law is blind to them, and thinks Ray is a fool for mowing down a cornfield and its lucrative crop to build a baseball stadium that nobody uses. Mann convinces Ray not to sell the farm because people will have a desire to flock to this mystical baseball field, even though they don’t know why–to presumably find the answer to their dreams, as well.
Jesus said that we enter Heaven only when we become innocent, like children. Even Frank Sinatra sang, “Fairy tales can come true/They can happen to you/If you’re young at heart.” Former hippies and Berkeley grads, Ray and Annie are young at heart, and follow their dreams, and it leads to athletic immortality for the heroes of his fan’s heart, and reunion and completion with his own father. The Voice told Ray that if he builds it he would come; all along we think that the he in question is Shoeless Joe Jackson, his father’s hero. Only at the end do we realize that it’s not just his father’s hero, but Ray’s late father himself who he was estranged from, who comes. By the tearful ending, Ray’s father has become his hero, as well.
Want to Write a Book?
New Publishing Venture Set up for You to Fulfill that Dream
How would you like to have your own book published and available on Amazon? That dream can now become a reality, with the help of on-demand publishing technology, and the writing, editing, graphic design, and marketing and public relations team that I’ve put in place for that very purpose.
Here’s the team that’s set up for you:
A graphic designer who has worked for Disney World, Harley Davidson, and Touchstone Pictures, among other credits. She’s also a complete joy to work with, as I can attest–she was the designer on my most recent book, 40 Days to a Happy Life.
A writer/editor who’s been a columnist for The Motley Fool, the editor-in-chief for Mortgageloan.com, Completegrowth.com, and Creditland.com, who has edited five books and was the ghost writer on one. She also wrote for such Fortune 500 companies as Merrill Lynch, Morgan Stanley, Charles Schwab, Prudential, and the Hartford, among others.
Also on the team as a writer is yours truly. I’ve written five full-length books and more than three dozen mini-books.
The venture’s book publicist has helped authors make the best-seller lists of the New York Times and the Wall Street Journal, and has had her clients featured on Oprah, The Today Show, Good Morning, America, Time, Newsweek, Business Week, Forbes, NPR, Redbook, and Ladies’ Home Journal, among others. She’s worked for such authors as Jack Canfield and Jacqueline Miller, Heart at Work (McGraw-Hill); Terri Orbuch, 5 Simple Steps to Take Your Marriage from Good to Great (Random House); Sophy Burnham, The Path of Prayer: Reflections on Prayer and True Stories of How It Affects Our Lives (Viking Penguin); and Charles Garfield, Susun Weed, Gerald Celente, and Drs. Susan Lark, Ro Brock, and Stephen Sinatra, among others, and for authors who’ve been published by virtually every major publishing house in America.
If you’d like to talk about how you can have a dream come true and have your own book or mini-book in print, and would either like to write it or have someone ghost write it for you, don’t hesitate to call at (954) 788-3380, or email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
We’re here to make that dream of yours come true.
Higher Self Healing Meditation
I’m proud to announce the development of a new meditation training that’s been
marinating in the quietest levels of consciousness deep within my soul for a number of years. Its name is Higher Self Healing Meditation, and it’s as effortless as Transcendental Meditation (TM) that Maharishi Mahesh Yogi trained me to teach when I was 20 years old.
Some years back, the movement that teaches the late Maharishi’s system of TM significantly changed the requirements for those who had been teaching to continue to do so. As a result, thousands of others, including myself, no longer instruct that method. But understanding the mechanics of how the mind transcends in meditation after teaching meditation to so many hundreds of people from southern California and Western Europe to the Caribbean and many points in between-as well as training dozens of teachers of Transcendental Meditation–I’ve developed a system of meditation that’s as effective as TM, as easy as TM, and available at one third the price that it costs to learn TM.
Have you thought about incorporating a daily stress-management system to:
release deep-rooted tension,
enliven happiness, and
enable you to contact the inexhaustible reservoir of creativity and intelligence deep within you at the transcendental level of Being?
If so, let me know, and I can explain how easy it is to learn over the course of five hours in three consecutive days. You can reach me by email at email@example.com or by phone at (845) 679-5526.